Judith: Shhhhst! I heard a noise to the right.
Maid: Right? Your right or my right?
Judith: Aren’t they the same?
Maid: Oh … if I’m sitting by you, yes. But I heard something over here.
Judith: Over here where?
Maid: Behind my back.
Judith: Behind MY back?
Maid: No, to your left.
Judith: But I thought we had the same right?
Maid: We did, until I turned around.
Judith: So now it’s on my left?
Judith: Which one? Left or right?
Maid: Left …. never mind. they left.
Judith: (sigh) I hope you’re right.
I am sure there is some important artistic commentary I am supposed to make here but, dang it, being a smart ass is so much more fun.
Let’s just say Orazio appears to be trying to one-up his daughter with a new composition with more elaborate clothing. I can’t wait to see what she does next.