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Judith treats Vasanits

09 Mar

Zolton Vasanits, “Judith and the head of Holophernes,” 2007, oil on canvas, 70 x 90 cm, private collection

If I reconstruct the scene of the crime CSI-style (and it helps to rotate the image while analyzing the evidence), here is what it looks like happened:

  • The Assyrian army set up camp (lower right)
  • A fox came by looking for scraps (upper right)
  • Judith rode out of the gates of Bethulia on a white horse (upper right)
  • Holofernes got a buzz cut (center right)
  • Judith took a little more off the side with a sword (center left)
  • the maid bagged the head to clean up the scene (lower right)
OR
  • Judith and Holofernes met in the high school gym
  • Judith went into roid-rage and ripped off his head
Vasanits can effect women that way.
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Posted by on March 9, 2012 in Whorey

 

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