Judith: The soldiers are coming!! Quick! Hide!!
Judith: Under this basket with Holofernes’ head.
Maid: I’m pretty sure it’s not big enough.
Judith: Fine, i’ll cover it with this cloth.
Maid: Still not big enough.
Judith: FINE, then under my armpit.
Maid: Sure that works great. I’m certain the soldiers will never suspect a thing as long as you point that sword in the air. And if we make it back to Bethulia, remind me to buy you a different deodorant.