Judith is the pits

28 May

Il Faenzone (Ferra Fenzoni), “Judith with the Head of Holofernes,” Oil on canvas, 100 x 90 cm, private collection

Judith:   The soldiers are coming!!  Quick! Hide!!

Maid:     Where?

Judith:   Under this basket with Holofernes’ head.

Maid:     I’m pretty sure it’s not big enough.

Judith:   Fine, i’ll cover it with this cloth.

Maid:     Still not big enough.

Judith:   FINE, then under my armpit.

Maid:     Sure that works great.   I’m certain the soldiers will never suspect a thing as long as you point that sword in the air.  And if we make it back to Bethulia, remind me to buy you a different deodorant.

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