Judith: (to the Maid) Take it! TAKE IT!!
Maid: Alright already! the bag is right here in front of you. Why are you so touchy?
Judith: *sigh* It’s the white dress. I don’t know why I didn’t think that white would show stains.
Maid: Well, what did you wear last time you decapitated a General?
Judith: That’s just it. I’ve never done this before. In fact, I don’t even handle the bloody meat in my own kitchen. How did you decide what to wear?
Maid: You mean the black and red that disguise blood splatter? My last Mistress.
Judith: You mean she took you to a decapitation?
Maid: (hesitating) Uh … not exactly…