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Judith takes advice

31 Jul

Gregorio Lazzarini, “Judith and Holofernes,” c.18th century, Oil on canvas, 62.5 x 6 ft. 8 in, sold by Robert Simon Fine Art,         Tuxedo Park, New York, United States

Judith:   (to the Maid)  Take it!  TAKE IT!!

Maid:     Alright already!   the bag is right here in front of you.  Why are you so touchy?

Judith:   *sigh* It’s the white dress.   I don’t know why I didn’t think that white would show stains.

Maid:     Well, what did you wear last time you decapitated a General?

Judith:   That’s just it.  I’ve never done this before.  In fact, I don’t even handle the bloody meat in my own kitchen.   How did you decide what to wear?

Maid:     You mean the black and red that disguise blood splatter?   My last Mistress.

Judith:   You mean she took you to a decapitation?

Maid:    (hesitating)  Uh … not exactly…

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