I have no idea who is the model for the lovely Judith – the red ribbon tied about her neck with menace – but I am fairly certain that Holofernes is a firecrotch.
Matt (affectionately known as “Firecrotch”) dreams of one day becoming a human and paints his most cherished form of the human world: hot chicks. His father disapproves, and has destroyed many of his paintings and drawings, now to only be found in shipwrecks—the ships his father loaded with Matt’s artwork and had sunk.
But worry not, fellow adventurers! Matt will not lose heart and continues to paint with much enthusiastic fervor to show the world he must be counted among the stars.