Judith: Oh, my back is killing me!
Maid: I keep telling you, it’s your bad posture.
Judith: Well, I bought this iron girdle to help. What else am I supposed to do.
Judith: Pontius Pilate?
Maid: Not PIE-late. Pi-LA-tes, the abdominal exercises. To strengthen your core.
Judith: What a relief. I thought you were going to get me mixed up with Pontius Pilate and Herod Antipater … who ended up giving slutty little Salome the head of John the Baptist.
Maid: No … I think one severed head is enough for us to handle.