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Judith and the confusing plan

17 Nov

Simon Vouet, “Judith with the servant and the head of Holofernes,” Oil on canvas,       118 x 97.5 cm, auctioned by Semenzato 14/4/1996 (Lot 618)

Maid:     So I finished the clean up.

Judith:     Wiped up the floor?

Maid:     Yes.

Judith:     Stripped the bed?

Maid:    Yup.

Judith:    Packed up the bag of meat?

Maid:    Working on it.    But it doesn’t seem to be big enough for the body.

Judith:    Uh …  not a problem.

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Posted by on November 17, 2012 in Borderline Boring

 

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