Judith, Her Serene Highness

27 Nov

Vincent Sellaer, “Judith with the Head of Holofernes,”    c.1550-1575, Oil on panel, 112 x 89 cm, auctioned by Sotheby’s 1991(Lot 222)

We are so please with our efforts this day that I now decree it shall be known henceforth as “The Day Judith Took The Asshole Down.”

A day filled with merriment and nudity and general debauchery to commemorate our glorious decapitation of Holofernes – a day when all citizens can lose their heads.   Except only the women are allowed to carry swords, which should keep the debauchery to a minimum.

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Posted by on November 27, 2012 in Whorey


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