Judith: Pardon me for interrupting, but is this the Seleucid camp?
Holofernes: No, they are the next camp over. This is the Assyrian camp.
Judith: The Assyrian camp? Fiddle-dee-dee. How confusing for a little peabrain like me. I thought the Seleucid men were tall, dark and handsome but ya’ll are even taller and darker and handsomer.
Holofernes: Perhaps you would prefer to visit this camp instead.
Judith: Well, I do have a bag of Hershey bars and marshmallows I had promised to the Seleucids.
Holofernes: Nonsense. We have plenty of graham crackers and they don’t deserve the pleasure of your company.
Judith: Hmmm. I suppose. A campfire with y’all could be more fun. And then I can visit the Seleucids tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.