Judith goes on wondering: DOES THIS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?
Judith: (sigh) All this working out and I’m still not happy with the size of my butt.
Maid: Well, wearing white across your bum doesn’t help.
Judith: Also not a good choice for decapitations.
Maid: True … what kind of work-outs are you doing?
Judith: I was spinning three times a week, but then my coccyx was acting up.
Maid: You mean you had a pain in the ass?
Judith: Yes, that’s another way of saying it. Then I was using the stair climber but that seemed to be going nowhere.
Maid: Squats and lunges?
Judith: Yup. Leg and hip extensions, Dumbbell stiff-legged dead lift, fitball glute bridge, Frog Butt boosters …
Maid: Maybe you’re overworking it.
Judith: I hadn’t thought of that.
Maid: Who is your trainer?
Judith: Some girl named Kim Kardigan. Or was it Kashian? Or maybe …
Thanks to Rebecca Daroff DiMattia, Stories in Art for this find.